Corvette Humor
Corvette
Commandments
1. Thou shall
not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner
2. Thou shall blow out carbon with a high-speed run as
required
3. Thou shall not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash
4. Thou shall kick all other models' asses frequently
5. Thou shall not cruise on an unpaved road
6. Thou shall treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great
responsibility
7. Thou shall see each Vette as an individual work of art; judge
not,lest ye might be judged
8. Thou shall not acknowledge other manufacturers’ models as
being true sports cars
9. Thou shall endure with dignity being harassed by LE for having a
sports car
10. Thou shall keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times
11. Thou shall not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without
offering aid
12. Thou shall allow neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse
to drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence
13. Thou shall not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel
14. Thou shall not bring neither food nor drink nor tobacco
products into thy Corvette
15. Thou shall park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her
tender fenders
16. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors corvette
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